Your Horror-Scope: Your birth certificate will expire in 7 days. The computer systems at your work will crash the following day because they will be unable to handle your expired birth certificate. Your company will sue you for damages and will win a judgement against you for 24 million dollars. You will be forced to find a new job cleaning toilets for the next 9 years. Not Having a Bad Enough Day? Get insulted for free with the Insult Wizard. Number of horror-scopes predicted: MyCounts.com Disclaimer: The horror-scopes (horoscopes) generated on this site are for entertainment purposes only. Any correlation with what actually happens to you in real life is purely coincidental. Please do not believe any advice given to you by this service. Actual results may vary and may be better or worse than the fate predicted. Copyright 2009 by Corner Square. All rights reserved.